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2003-03-06 13:08, Calyx:
- 2003-03-06 13:03, elckerlyck: - Ismered a "The Hungarian phrasebook sketch"-t ? - Valami dereng.  THX!!!!
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2003-03-06 13:03, elckerlyck:
- Ismered a "The Hungarian phrasebook sketch"-t ? | ||
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2003-03-06 13:03, elckerlyck:
- John Cleese jo fej . | ||
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2003-03-06 13:01, elckerlyck:
- OK, megyek :D - maradj :-) | ||
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OK, megyek | ||
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Ministry of Silly Walks from Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl Silly Walks Director: Good morning. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather silly over these months, so it takes so long to get to the office. Now,uhm, what was it again? Silly Walks Applicant: Uh, well sir, I-I-I I have got a silly walk and I'd like to obtain government backing to help me develop it. Silly Walks Director: I see. Well, may I see this silly walk of yours? Silly Walks Applicant: Oh, yes, certainly. Silly Walks Director: Yes, I see, tha-tha-that's it, is it? Silly Walks Applicant: Ah, well, yes, that's it. Silly Walks Director: Yes, yes, yes. It's not particularly silly, is it? Silly Walks Applicant: Well, ah-ah... Silly Walks Director: I mean, the left leg isn't silly at all and the right leg merely does a four dare O'Brian half turn every alternate step. Silly Walks Applicant: Yes, but I feel with a federal grant I could make it a lot more silly. Silly Walks Director: Mr. Stagback, the very real problem is what I find out. You see, there's defense, education, housing, health, social security, silly walks. They're all supposed to get the same. But last year the government spent less on Silly Walks than they did on industrial organisation. We're supposed to get 348 millions pounds a year to cover our entire Silly Walks proposal. Coffee? Silly Walks Applicant: Yes, please. Silly Walks Director: Hello, uh, Mrs. Twolumps, uhm, could we have two cups of coffee, please. Mrs. Twolumps: Yes, Mr. Teabag. Silly Walks Director: Mad as a hatter. You see, the Israelis they have a man who can take his own left leg off and swallow it with every alternate step, whereas the Japanese, cunning electronically obsessed little... Mrs. Twolumps' tray: [Splash] Silly Walks Director: Yes, thank you, Mrs. Twolumps. You're...you're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Silly Walks Applicant: Right there! Silly Walks Director: Right, well, take a look at this! | ||
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Ministry of Silly Walks:
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jo reggelt,leulok a padra kicsit ujsagot olvasni
---------- Andrea Mantegnarol van egy jo cikk 
D1 Who's walked out over war? (a) Pensioners (b) Students (c) Electricians (d) The Ramblers' Association D2 SWALK stands for (a) Students Walk (b) Sealed With A Loving Kiss (c) Stop War And Love Kuwait (d) Nothing D3 Who sang Walk On By? (a) NUS (b) Dionne Warwick (c) Dionne Peacenik (d) Tony Blair and Noel Gallagher *If you see me walking down the street and I start to cry each time we meet walk on by, walk on by... D4 What is a walkie-talkie? (a) Method of communication (b) Short stroll, quick chat (c) Early part of cinematic history (d) Protest D5 What is the Ministry of Silly Walks? (a) Student society (b) New advisory body (c) Monty Python sketch (d) The Cabinet £100 ajandekutalvany a Borders-tol: bekuldeni marcius 12-ig: Planet Barton, The Guardian 119 Farringdon Road London EC1R 3ER | ||
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2003-03-06 02:53, bimbi:
- Van itt valaki Erdelybol akinek van finom hazilag fustolt szalona? Sajnos jelen pillanatban nincs. De tervbe van véve a malacvásárlás, remélem, jó nagy disznó lesz belőle karácsonyig. Addig maradok a mű-füstölt szalonnánál. | ||
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Ugy latszik elfujta a szel Bab -ot igy jo ejt mindenkinek | ||
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Bab huzodj ereb kicsit hideg szel fuj ma este
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bab , jo hogy jottel  hogy vagy komane?
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jottem volna mikor hivtal Bimbi, azonnal, de nem engedett be ez a ravasz web oldal. harom nap eltel, most meg minden rendben... Eddig sem voltam technikai ember, de ugy tunik soha nem leszek az...
Na, itt vagyok, leultem melled, a szotyibol is elvettem...
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en most nem vagyok othon de adok cimet rigo | ||
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2003-03-06 03:54, rigojanos:
- Mindig is hittem es vallottam, hogy gyufa es borotva disznok kezebe nem valok. De azt nem gondoltam, hogy ilyen kozel a bizonyitek.
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2003-03-06 03:29, rigojanos:
Diszkriminalsz???
- Olyan mit Erdelybe nincs hidd el ott a disznok le borotvalyak a szort mielot perzselik magukat | ||
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2003-03-06 02:53, bimbi:
- Van itt valaki Erdelybol akinek van finom hazilag fustolt szalona? Diszkriminalsz???
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Van itt valaki Erdelybol akinek van finom hazilag fustolt szalona? ugy ennek kicsit sutve tuzet mar meg ragtam a Zsu eleget bugykebol
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Meg egy kis melegito sem art. . .
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Sziasztok - szenam - szalmam nincsen, de van egy kis szotyim. . .johetek?
Nyirkos az ido errefele, enyhe volt ma, de mar mondjak, ne oruljunk, jon vissza a tel a het vegere. mire is gondoltam. . .tavasz. | ||
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2003-03-05 12:39, Calyx:
- Sajnos ma már nem jutnék el odáig. Igaz, csak százvalamennyi kilométerre van az árutőzsde, de ilyenkor már bezárt. | ||
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2003-03-05 12:20, ubuge:
- meg kell nezni a tõzsdén :-) | ||
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2003-03-05 12:12, Calyx:
- Most importalt ausztraliai fuvet kapnak az allatai. Nem rossz ötlet. Körül kell néznem, az újságban a minap ajánlottak megvételre vagy 25 tonna szénát. Vajon mennyiért tudom eladni Aliéknak? | ||
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Kuwait lakossaga az 2,3 millio,most 10 %-al megnott.
A bent lakoknak elkellett koltozni bizonyos teruleti reszekrol.Abu Abdullah nomad nagyon merges,mert a juhaival es a pupos teveivel muszaly volt neki is elkoltozni. His sheep would normally be grazing on the sweet spring grass south of Um Qasr, near the Kuwait-Iraq border. Instead, they are confined to a squalid, crowded lot among hundreds of sheep and camel pens, tents and electricity pylons in the desert south of Kuwait City, eating Australian grass paid for by the bale. Most importalt ausztraliai fuvet kapnak az allatai. | ||
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2003-03-05 11:53, ubuge:
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2003-03-05 11:48, Calyx:
- Hehe. Gondolom, egy egész napos konferenciát rendeztek az eset megvitatására | ||
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